The Lighter Side of Wrestling

The Lighter Side of Wrestling Ø I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman. --Mick Foley Ø Thank you very little, you're welcome even less! --Jim Cornette Ø I'd hate to end your career tonight--well, not really. --Al Snow to the Rock & Roll Express Ø I'm a member of the Kliq--isn't everybody? --Kevin Nash Ø Is that Paul Bearer's face or did his butt grow a nose? --Jerry Lawler Ø You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind! --Bobby Heenan Ø At least his tuxedo matches his face--they're both ugly! --Jerry Lawler, referring to Bret Hart Ø I've never liked people that dress up in silly costumes. -- Ø The only thing harder than his muscles are his arteries. -- Ø Excuse me, which one are you? Are you Beavis or Butthead? --Chris Jericho to Well Dunn Ø You keep your mouth shut, kid. I'm the world champion, O.K. --Ric Flair Ø Alright, everybody to my trailer for pot pies and Mountain Dew! --Kevin Nash Ø [Sunny] didn't make a fool out of Phineas--God beat her to that. --Jerry Lawler Ø Is that what I've been smelling? I thought your roll-on had rolled off. -- Unknown Ø What, you can't get enough guys off the dialysis machine to get a team? --Kevin Nash Ø The World Wrestling Federation reeks of jealousy for The Heartbreak Kid. --Shawn Michaels Ø He used to hold his report card over his head trying to raise his grades. -- Unknonw Ø They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue. --Arn Anderson Ø I heard when you won your letter, you had to get your coach to read it to you. -- Unknown Ø I heard you were in school so long, the other kids started bringing you apples. -- Unknown Ø Dean Douglas told me that the toughest 4 years of your life was the third grade. -- Unknown Ø His  high school was so tough, that the school newspaper had an obituary column. -- Unknown Ø Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme! --Kurt Angle Ø Be thankful Harvey Wippleman wasn't wearing his Well Dunn T-backs tonight, folks! --Shawn Michaels, during the Tuxedo Match Ø He was so excited when he graduated from kindergarten, that he cut himself while shaving.  -- Unknown Ø That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw. --Stone Cold Steve Austin Ø You know, if you were in the movies, you'd be a character actor. When you show any character, you're acting. -- Unknown Ø I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room. --Mick Foley Ø I may be old and slow and bald, but old is old, and I'm only as old as I feel--and I feel pretty old and bald. --'The Nacho Man' Ø Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. -- Unknown Ø The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time. --  Unknown  Ø  I once again would like to give this award to somebody who's taught me everything I know, and has had me down on the mat more times than I could possibly remember--no Sunny, not you, sit down! --Shawn Michaels